A Sarcastic and Hilarious take on India’s obsession with Government Jobs
I had been wanting to speak since ages,
You know about this,
Particular obsession with Government Jobs.
In India, whatever or however you do it,
You should certainly apply for what?
A Government Job.
Do you like Banking?
Nobody really asks.
You want a career in railways?
Again nobody asks.
Do you want to become a professor?
Nada, that’s again never asked.
Do you want to go into government administration?
AGAIN Nobody asks.
You have to sit for it,
Especially if your parents and relatives ask,
There is just this certain obsession with Government Jobs.
You can’t sit at home and work,
That’s not how you earn,
An office and a respectable job,
People want to say proudly,
Our sons and daughters are government servants,
A nine to five job,
Just because, there is a particular obsession with government jobs.
You have to compete for one little seat,
With thousands of competitors,
Some interested in it, some absolutely not,
Some actors, some writers, some poets, some artists and then some scholars,
All dying together as they sit for their trial of a government job.
And Oh lord! If you don’t succeed in a few tries,
All hell breaks lose,
What will the society say,
The loss of respect,
Well what can we say,
Asking a fish to climb a tree,
That is what we should expect,
All, due to this obsession with a Government Job.
It makes me laugh at times,
I mean I don’t like maths,
Was never good at it,
But if I decide to sit for trial,
Against my wishes I will have to practice,
Thanks to the obsession with government jobs.
Next life if I arrive in India,
I wouldn’t want to be a human,
I would rather be a duck or a whale,
Or something unique like a Narwhal,
I would wade through life,
Doing things I enjoy or die an early death,
From a predator lurking around.
As I don’t really want taunts along with the support,
Just because I want to do works I enjoy,
Not sit on a job I don’t like,
All this, courtesy the obsession with government jobs.
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